Call me a safe bet, I'm betting I'm not...

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via pyjamaparties)

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Posted
8 hours ago

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via atyourthroat)

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Posted
8 hours ago

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via canvasesandcoffee)

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Posted
9 hours ago

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via believe-achieve-receive)

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Posted
10 hours ago

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via officialdarthvadervevo)

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Posted
10 hours ago

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via inked-emt)

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Posted
10 hours ago

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via believe-achieve-receive)

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Posted
10 hours ago

(via adhoorikahani)

(via andmillan)

She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her.
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24146
Posted
10 hours ago
me:*owns 264 unread books*
me:*buys 17 new books*
me:*rereads harry potter*
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Posted
10 hours ago
acidtngue:

ez-flow:

thuglifepanda:

jesse-beers:

kb0o1:

el-clavo:

fuegoking:

Half Carne Asada& Half Al Pastor nacho cheese fries

HOLY FUCK

DAMN

I’ve been alive for 23 years and this is the first time I’ve seen something like this. Bomb lol

WHERE DO THEY HAVE THIS

THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED


Holy fucking Jesus. redfoxxface WE NEED THESE

acidtngue:

ez-flow:

thuglifepanda:

jesse-beers:

kb0o1:

el-clavo:

fuegoking:

Half Carne Asada& Half Al Pastor nacho cheese fries

HOLY FUCK

DAMN

I’ve been alive for 23 years and this is the first time I’ve seen something like this. Bomb lol

WHERE DO THEY HAVE THIS

THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED

Holy fucking Jesus. redfoxxface WE NEED THESE

(via andmillan)

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Posted
10 hours ago

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via somethingunderthewave)

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186860
Posted
21 hours ago