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unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(via spitefulstare)

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gayisthenewokay:

raise your hand if you just want to kiss a girl and eat pizza

(via tenaciousartist)

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Andrew McMahon, Cecilia and the Satellite  (via senyahearts)

(Source: meh-g, via disturbedmadness)

For all the things my hands have held,
The best by far is you
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10 Word Story (via queer-lust)

(Source: cutie3point1415, via disturbedmadness)

For which f are you drinking to? Fuck, forget, or fun?
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metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

(Source: rhinse, via stoned-poets-society)

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me, right now. (via jayisnotfunny)

(via tenaciousartist)

what do i want? i want to take you on dates. i want to bring you flowers and make you blush. i want to wake up next to you and pull you closer into my arms. i want to give you my jacket when it’s raining. i want to play mario kart with you, and take it way too seriously. i want to make you listen to some cheesy, unknown love song because it describes exactly what you do to me. i want to take pictures with you and put them on facebook to sicken all our friends. i want to make really shitty pizza with you, that we can be proud of because we made it together. i want to give you my last pringle or chip on the plate. i want to be able to kiss you. i want to feel your smile when i kiss you. i want to give you massages after long days at work. i want to get matching onesies with you for when it’s cold. i want to curl up in bed and watch netflix all day with you. i want to know all those little things about you that seem so irrelevant, but mean everything to me. i want to wake up in the morning and make you coffee, the way i know you like it. i want to stand in the taxi queue with you at 4am on a sunday morning in the pouring rain. i want to make you happy.
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Mom:' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me:I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
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sumpsychochic:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

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Dogs are very smart

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2 days ago

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

(via nathenandrew)

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it
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2 days ago

I want a patty melt. And pizza. Hmm.

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3 days ago

C.R. (via creatingaquietmind)

(via tenaciousartist)

I love those mornings when you wake to darkness and no one is asking anything of you. You’re under no pressure to exist. This is something of which I am in constant need.
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3 days ago

Yeah cuddling naked is nice but there is something so sensual about laying together with your clothes on just to have them lift your shirt a little and grab your hip, then run their hand up and down your body to tease you. And by having just a small bit of your skin exposed, it leaves your body begging for more, and your nerves burn to have their hand pull your shirt up just a little more, grab your waist and caress your skin. Then the sweet and dangerous motion of their hand tugging your pants down slightly to give you false hope of satisfaction is dispelled by the sudden tug to pull your pants back up, and it gives you the feeling of dire need to be touched more. Clothes are great, actually.

(Source: ssteezyy, via disturbedmadness)

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