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iwilleatyourenglish:

my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud

(via thescientist201)

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via indigoboycrystalchild)

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kitthymeows:

fuckmestupid:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

I would be so fucking fit

No fucking way

kitthymeows:

fuckmestupid:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

I would be so fucking fit

No fucking way

(via mechaniqueknight)

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5 hours ago

policymic:

Cleveland baseball fans stand against racism by #DeChiefing their gear

In the past few months, debate surrounding the use of racial caricatures as pro sports mascots has reached a fever pitch. Just ask the Washington Redskins, who’ve endured significant backlash for both their refusal to change their name and their half-assed attempts to placate their critics.

But a few miles west, fans of the MLB’s Cleveland Indians are taking a stand. In a motion of solidarity, a small but growing number have been “de-Chiefing” their paraphernalia by removing the offensive “Chief Wahoo” mascot from caps and jerseys that bear its likeness.

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(via bbattaglia1)

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7 hours ago

(via ittybitty-world)

(Source: sureth-ng, via bro-doyoueven-thrift)

She’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting her that you miss her and she won’t respond.
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Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

(via mechaniqueknight)

What a fucking nerd
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(via wanksclub)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via spitefulstare)

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
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19 hours ago

lexikittypop:

Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together

(via disheveled-dogma)

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2 days ago

littlemissredfield:

Escorting someone in any video game is truly a frustration.

(via mechaniqueknight)

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2 days ago

I ate entirely too much food and feel gross.
I need to start being healthier.
Imma get fat.

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2 days ago