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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via trueloveisfatal)

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2 hours ago

Joan Bauer (via rauchwolken)

(via trueloveisfatal)

Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe.

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2 hours ago

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via thunderstormsunrise)

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3 hours ago

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

(via ravenisthebird)

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3 hours ago

permission to fuck someone elses wife:achieved.

yup.

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1 day ago

So uh went to Toledo. Got in a wreck. But bought vans star wars finally.

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1 day ago

ugh. so bored. all night long.

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2 days ago

lost two games of softball, went to jimmy johns which was glorious. went to revs to work. they didn’t need me. gave them the six pack my boss bought me for working sunday. found out im working six days at revs next week on top of three days at the jar.

game on.

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2 days ago

willow-wanderings:

thebicker:

^^^^^HOW PRIVILEGE WORKS.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY IT.

(Source: supermans, via wannarolltogether)

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