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thatsnothowitworks:

abovetheabundance:

Ah yes. The mamectomy operation. 

this made me giggle

thatsnothowitworks:

abovetheabundance:

Ah yes. The mamectomy operation. 

this made me giggle

(Source: transmenongrindr)

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via shitcray-aint-it-jay)

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harpotho:

aph-satan:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

PLUTOOOOO!!!

(via tenaciousartist)

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aposse:

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

(via whiteboysrednecks)

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20 hours ago

justtheladyinblack:

If you think my jokes are bad you should check out my life choices.

(via whiteboysrednecks)

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20 hours ago

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via whiteboysrednecks)

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20 hours ago

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

(via officialdarthvadervevo)

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20 hours ago

Ofelia in Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)

(Source: larmoyante, via mishhaps)

You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her.
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20 hours ago

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via theycallmekyler)

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20 hours ago

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via officialdarthvadervevo)

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